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Helga:
ARNOLD!

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(<i> barking )</i>

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HEY, ARNOLD!

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(<i> glass shatters )</i>

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(<i> girl shrieks )</i>

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Helga:
HEY, ARNOLD!

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ARNOLD!

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ARNOLD!

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ARNOLD!

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON]

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AR-NOLD!

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MOVE IT,
FOOTBALL HEAD!

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Kids:
HEY, ARNOLD!

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(<i> clock bell chiming )</i>

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(<i> school bell rings )</i>

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OKAY, RECESS IS OVER.

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LET'S GO, BALLS IN.

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(<i> kids laughing )</i>

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SO, ARNOLD.

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HI, CURLY.

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LAST DAY AS
BALL MONITOR, HUH?

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UH-HUH.

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LAST DAY AS
BALL MONITOR, HUH?

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UH-HUH.

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IT'S PRETTY GOOD BEING
BALL MONITOR, ISN'T IT?

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I MEAN, YOU GET RESPECT
AS BALL MONITOR, RIGHT?

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I GUESS SO.

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YOU GET TO GO
TO RECESS EARLY

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AND THEN STAY LATE,
PUTTING THE BALLS BACK.

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BEST OF ALL, YOU DECIDE
WHO GETS A BALL.

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THAT COMMANDS
SOME HEFTY RESPECT.

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I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.

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HEY, NEED SOME HELP?

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THANKS, CURLY.

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WELL, I FIGURE I'D BETTER GET
USED TO CARRYING THESE.

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(<i> humming )</i>

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(<i> alarm clock rings )</i>

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Curly:
<i>TODAY IS MY DAY, THE DAY
I BECOME BALL MONITOR.</i>

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<i>I'LL SMILE AND BE PLEASANT.</i>

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<i>HECK, I'LL BE DOWNRIGHT
AMIABLE, A REAL BON VIVANT.</i>

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THAT CURLY IS ONE
REAL BON VIVANT.

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<i>I'LL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN
FOR MY FELLOW STUDENTS.</i>

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<i>I'LL LET PEOPLE ANSWER
QUESTIONS IN CLASS</i>

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<i>I COULD HAVE EASILY ANSWERED.</i>

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WAIT, I KNOW, I KNOW!

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I ACTUALLY KNOW!

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<i>I'LL EVEN LET PEOPLE CUT
IN FRONT OF ME.</i>

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Sid:
<i>YOU KNOW, CURLY'S ALL RIGHT.</i>

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Curly:
<i>AT RECESS, THE ANNOUNCEMENT
WILL BE MADE.</i>

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<i>MR. SIMMONS WILL GATHER US
ALL TOGETHER...</i>

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WELL, CLASS,
IT'S MONDAY RECESS

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AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING.

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THIS WEEK'S BALL MONITOR IS...

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SID.

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(<i> gasps )</i>

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COME AND GET THEM!

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BUT TODAY IS MY DAY.

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I'M THE ONE, IT'S ME!

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CURLY, IS SOMETHING WRONG?

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YES, I'M THIS WEEK'S
BALL MONITOR.

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I'M THE BALL MONITOR!
I AM, ME!

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ACTUALLY, CURLY, SID IS
OUR BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK.

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I HAVE IT ON MY CHART.

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DON'T WORRY,
YOUR TURN WILL COME.

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HEY, YOU TWO...

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THAT PAINT IS TOXIC.

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PLEASE, DON'T EAT IT.

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(<i> guffawing )</i>

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(<i> belly laughing )</i>

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CURLY'S ACTING
A LITTLE STRANGE TODAY.

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TODAY?
HE'S STRANGE EVERY DAY.

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(<i> bell ringing )</i>

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OH-OH. SORRY, SON.

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ALMOST HAD
A FENDER BENDER.

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BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK,
ARE YOU?

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EXCELLENT, LOTS
OF RESPONSIBILITY.

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OPEN THIS DOOR NOW.

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YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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I'M NOT OPENING THIS DOOR.

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I'M NOT COMING OUT.

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I'M MAD AS HECK

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AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT
ANYMORE.

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WHAT?

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TURNS OUT I AM NOT

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THE BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK.

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I WANTED THE RESPONSIBILITY.

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OH, I CAN TASTE IT.

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AND I'M NOT HAVING
A FINE DAY.

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IN FACT, SOMETHING HAS GONE
TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG!

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I'LL SAY SOMETHING
HAS GONE WRONG.

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COME OUT OR YOU'LL BE FACING
SOME VERY UNPLEASANT TIMES

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I'M WARNING YOU.

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HERE'S CURLY.

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(<i> yelps )</i>

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THAT'S ONE.

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ONE FOR ME AND 498 TO GO!

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(<i> cackling maniacally )</i>

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(<i> thunder )</i>

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(<i> kids murmuring excitedly )</i>

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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I HEARD CURLY'S GONE
AND HOLED HIMSELF UP

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IN PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S OFFICE
WITH A BAG OF BALLS.

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<i>MY BAG OF BALLS.</i>

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AND NOW
HE WON'T COME OUT.

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OKAY, YOUNG MAN,
I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE.

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ONE, TWO, THREE.

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I KNEW HE'D COME
TO HIS SENSES.

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STAND BACK,
HE'S COMING OUT.

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HEY, WHAT'D YOU
DO THAT FOR?

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GET BACK!

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BACK, I SAY.

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(<i> all squealing )</i>

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I THINK CURLY'S
FINALLY SNAPPED.

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NO KIDDING.

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CURLY'S SNAPPED.

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HE'S THROWING KICKBALLS
AT PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

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<i>MY KICKBALLS!</i>

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IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED.

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OUR DEMENTED CURLY HAS GONE
OVER THE EDGE.

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CURLY, SNAPPED?

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HOW TERRIBLE.

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TERRIBLY SAD.

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THERE'S A GRAND BROUHAHA OUTSIDE
PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S OFFICE.

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LET'S GO.

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YOUNG MAN,
YOUNG MAN.

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HIS NAME'S CURLY,
MR. PRINCIPAL WARTZ.

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OH, THANK YOU. CURLY!

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(<i> over intercom ):
Thaddeus. My name is Thaddeus.</i>

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THADDEUS CURLY GAMELTHORP
TO YOU, WARTZ.

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WELL, MR. GAMELTHORP, LET'S TALK
LIKE CIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS.

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WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?

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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS:

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INJUSTICE!

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Day in and day out.

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But the ultimate injustice is
what happened today.

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TODAY I WAS DENIED
MY SACRED RIGHT

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to be this week's ball monitor.

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And I was ready to accept
that responsibility.

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But did I get it?

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No! And why?

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I was slapped down by the man!

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OH, MY WORD.

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I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.

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(<i> high-pitched jangling )</i>

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FOR WEEKS, I STUDIED

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THE PROPER BALL MONITOR
PROCEDURES AND ETIQUETTE.

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I AWAITED MY TURN.

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I LOOKED FORWARD TO GETTING
<i>MY SHRED OF RESPECT.</i>

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MAN, HE REALLY WANTED
TO BE BALL MONITOR.

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I HATED BEING
BALL MONITOR.

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YOU HAVE TO LUG THOSE BALLS
IN AND OUT.

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AND THEN YOU GOT
TO COLLECT THEM

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ALL OVER AGAIN
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

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CURLY! CURLY, IT'S ME,
MR. SIMMONS SPEAKING.

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(<i> clearing throat )</i>

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WE ALL RESPECT YOU,
AND THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL.

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NOW, WHY DON'T YOU OPEN
THE DOOR, AND...

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SAVE YOUR NEW-AGEISMS
FOR THE SAPS, GRANOLA BOY!

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OW!

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I'LL HANDLE THIS.

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THIS BOY IS DISTURBED.

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I'M GOING TO RAM
THE DOOR

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GET HIM IN A HEADLOCK...

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PLEASE, HE NEEDS
SENSITIVITY

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NOW MORE THAN EVER.

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PLEASE, LET ME REASON WITH HIM.

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REASON WITH ME? HA!

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WHY SHOULD I REASON
WITH THE LIKES OF YOU?

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I'M TOO SMART
FOR YOUR EXECUTIVE GAMES.

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NICE JOB, MR. SENSITIVE.

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GIVE ME TIME,
WE'LL TALK HIM DOWN.

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CURLY, WHY ARE YOU
IN PRINCIPAL WARTZ'S OFFICE

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WITH ALL OF
THE SCHOOL'S KICKBALLS?

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Why?

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YOU SHOULD KNOW, OF ALL PEOPLE.

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FOR WEEKS I MARKED THE DAYS OFF
MY CALENDAR, ONE BY ONE.

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TILL TODAY,
THE DAY I WOULD FINALLY

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BE APPOINTED BALL MONITOR!

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I opened the front door
to P.S. 118

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and everyone walked in past me

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just assuming
I was the doorman.

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WELL, HE WAS JUST STANDING
THERE, SO, I WENT IN.

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AND HAROLD ANSWERED THE BONUS
QUESTION I WAS ABOUT TO ANSWER.

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HAROLD STOLE THE QUESTION
FROM ME!

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ANOTHER INJUSTICE.

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NO FAIR! HE LET ME ANSWER
THAT QUESTION!

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YOU LET HAROLD ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.

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Then Sid takes my place

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AT THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN

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AND IS REWARDED BY THE SYSTEM BY
GETTING MY JOB OF BALL MONITOR.

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CURLY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

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YOU TAKE OVER
AS BALL MONITOR.

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I COULD DO IT NEXT WEEK.

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I DON'T WANT
<i>YOUR BALL MONITOR WEEK.</i>

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I WANTED MY OWN.

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(<i> screaming )</i>

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LISTEN, MR. CAMELTHORP...

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IT'S GAMELTHORP.

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OKAY, YOU. YOU'RE RUNNING
OUT OF TIME

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I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.

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WHAT ARE
YOUR DEMANDS?

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MY DEMANDS? I'LL TELL YOU
MY DEMANDS.

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I WANT TWO YAHOO SODAS,
AND, UH... AND A MEATBALL SUB.

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HMM, HE'S PLAYING HARDBALL.

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AND I WANT THEM DELIVERED
BY SOMEONE I CAN TRUST--

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LAST WEEK'S BALL MONITOR,
ARNOLD.

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ME?

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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(<i> cackling )</i>

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I'VE GOT 300 MORE KICKBALLS

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AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.

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OKAY, DANCE!

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(<i> kids screaming )</i>

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NICE JOB, ARNOLD.

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YOU GET CURLY
TO OPEN THAT DOOR

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AND WE'LL RUSH IN
AND GRAB HIM.

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SHOULDN'T WE TRY
TO TALK TO HIM?

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WE'RE DOING<i> MY PLAN!</i>

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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

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NOT YOUR TALKING PLAN.

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SHH. NOW, JUST
LET HIM TRY.

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REMEMBER,
SENSITIVITY.

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LOOK, WE'RE DEALING WITH
A DANGEROUS ELEMENT HERE.

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IT'S JUST CURLY.

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AND THEY'RE JUST KICKBALLS.

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THEY'RE NOT DANGEROUS.

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CURLY? I'VE GOT THE YAHOO
AND THE MEATBALL SUB.

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OPEN THE DOOR,
AND I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU.

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YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?

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YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT SOME<i> PLAN.</i>

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I'VE JUST GOT THE MEATBALL SUB.

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OPEN THE DOOR.

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OKAY.

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BUT FIRST, EVERYONE, BACK AWAY.

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00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:34,776
GET BACK!

239
00:09:34,859 --> 00:09:35,860
MOVE IT, PEOPLE.

240
00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:37,529
YOU WOULDN'T DOUBLE-CROSS ME?

241
00:09:37,612 --> 00:09:38,446
NO, CURLY.

242
00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:40,115
OKAY, ARNOLD, COME IN.

243
00:09:41,992 --> 00:09:43,326
WHILLIKERS!

244
00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:46,580
NOW WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A HOSTAGE SITUATION.

245
00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:48,248
YAHOO, AIN'T NOTHING TO IT
BUT TO DO IT.

246
00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:51,084
CURLY, WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?

247
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,712
BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE BALL MONITOR.

248
00:09:53,795 --> 00:09:55,463
I CAN SHOW YOU
MY CALENDAR.

249
00:09:55,547 --> 00:09:59,509
LOOK, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE BALL MONITOR

250
00:09:59,592 --> 00:10:02,304
THEN LET'S TALK
TO MR. SIMMONS ABOUT IT.

251
00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:04,389
WE NEED TO TALK TO MR. SIMMONS.

252
00:10:05,849 --> 00:10:07,183
LET'S SEE,
HERE'S HAROLD.

253
00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:10,520
EUGENE, RHONDA, SHEENA...

254
00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:12,230
OH, I SEE
WHERE I LOST YOU.

255
00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:14,816
LOOK! THE WEEK
OF THE HOLIDAY

256
00:10:14,899 --> 00:10:17,652
I DIDN'T CARRY IT OVER
TO THE WEEK OF THE 12th.

257
00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,029
YOU WERE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

258
00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:20,155
AND I WAS WRONG.

259
00:10:20,238 --> 00:10:23,533
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BALL MONITOR THIS WEEK.

260
00:10:23,616 --> 00:10:24,868
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!

261
00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:26,703
GREAT. LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.

262
00:10:26,786 --> 00:10:29,539
OH, NO. NOT UNTIL I HAVE
A DEAL IN PLACE.

263
00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:31,374
WE NEED SID.

264
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:32,751
WE NEED SID.

265
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:33,626
Sid:
YOU TAKE OVER TOMORROW

266
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:36,713
DO THE REST OF THE WEEK
AND NEXT MONDAY.

267
00:10:36,796 --> 00:10:39,591
THEN I'LL TAKE OVER
FOR THE REST OF NEXT WEEK.

268
00:10:39,674 --> 00:10:40,967
NAH, TOO MESSY.

269
00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:43,345
HOW ABOUT IF YOU LET
SID FINISH THIS WEEK

270
00:10:43,428 --> 00:10:45,221
AND START YOUR WEEK
NEXT WEEK?

271
00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:46,306
CURLY?

272
00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:50,226
WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO HAMMER OUT
THE DETAILS, BUT... OKAY.

273
00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:54,939
CURLY, I'M PROUD OF YOU

274
00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:57,275
FOR COMING TO THIS
REASONABLE AGREEMENT.

275
00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:58,818
LET'S GO BACK TO CLASS.

276
00:10:59,152 --> 00:11:00,945
WHAT HAPPENED?

277
00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:02,197
ANY BLOODSHED?

278
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,490
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

279
00:11:03,573 --> 00:11:04,908
WE SOLVED THE PROBLEM
PEACEFULLY.

280
00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:07,911
All:
YAY!

281
00:11:07,994 --> 00:11:08,578
I THINK WE ALL LEARNED

282
00:11:08,662 --> 00:11:10,997
A VALUABLE LESSON
HERE TODAY.

283
00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:12,457
DON'T TRUST
THE QUIET ONES.

284
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:13,541
THEY'LL GO BONKERS

285
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,794
AND HOLE UP
IN THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.

286
00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:17,087
NOW, COME ON, CLASS.

287
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,254
WE'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH TIME

288
00:11:18,338 --> 00:11:20,382
TO FINISH WATCHING
THE SLIDES

289
00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:23,551
OF MY VISIT
TO TIERRA DEL FUEGO.

290
00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:25,887
ALL RIGHT, SON,
COME WITH ME.

291
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:26,554
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME?

292
00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:29,265
I THOUGHT WE WORKED IT
ALL OUT.

293
00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,726
REMEMBER, PRINCIPAL WARTZ,
SENSITIVITY!

294
00:11:31,810 --> 00:11:33,603
HA! I'LL GIVE YOU
SENSITIVITY.

295
00:11:33,686 --> 00:11:36,439
I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK'S WORTH
OF SENSITIVITY

296
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:37,899
EVERY DAY
AFTER SCHOOL.

297
00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:41,069
Curly:
HEY, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
IN DETENTION.

298
00:11:41,152 --> 00:11:43,446
COME ON, I'LL DIE
IF I'M IN DETENTION!

299
00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:43,530
(<i> bell ringing )</i>

300
00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:44,864
NO!

301
00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:46,116
I'M THE BALL MONITOR!

302
00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:47,283
(<i> dog barking )</i>

303
00:11:54,332 --> 00:11:55,875
(<i> man singing on radio )</i>

304
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,753
MAN, THERE'S NOTHING
GOOD ON THE RADIO.

305
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:00,922
LEAVE IT THERE,
I LOVE THIS SONG.

306
00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:03,133
♪ That's the meaning
of eternity ♪

307
00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:04,467
♪ I SAW, I SAW ♪

308
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,136
♪ YOUR FACE, AND WOW! ♪

309
00:12:06,219 --> 00:12:08,471
That was Ronnie Matthews'
hit single

310
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,515
<i>I Saw Your Face, And Wow!</i>

311
00:12:10,598 --> 00:12:13,351
Want to go backstage
to a Ronnie Matthews concert

312
00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:16,980
then have dinner with Ronnie?

313
00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:19,691
Write and say why
you'd be the best choice

314
00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:20,650
to win an evening with Ronnie.

315
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:24,154
OH, MY GOSH, AN EVENING
WITH RONNIE MATTHEWS.

316
00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:26,072
I MUST WIN.

317
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:26,990
WHO IS THIS GUY?

318
00:12:27,073 --> 00:12:30,243
THE GREATEST SINGING SENSATION
IN 50 YEARS.

319
00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:32,245
AW, GET A GRIP,
YOU WIMPS.

320
00:12:32,328 --> 00:12:34,247
DON'T YOU HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DO?

321
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:37,417
LET'S GO SPIT IN THE RIVER.

322
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:37,500
♪ ...your face, and wow! ♪

323
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,704
HEY, PHOEBE.

324
00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:38,704
♪ ...your face, and wow! ♪

325
00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:40,503
HEY, PHOEBE.

326
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,338
AFRAID I CAN'T JOIN YOU
AT THE RIVER, HELGA.

327
00:12:42,422 --> 00:12:45,508
I HAVE THINGS TO DO AT HOME.

328
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:45,967
♪ ...and wow! ♪

329
00:12:50,847 --> 00:12:55,477
(<i> music plays... )</i>

330
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,729
♪ I saw your face, and wow! ♪

331
00:12:57,812 --> 00:12:59,522
(<i> squeals )
NOW, TO COMPOSE</i>

332
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,482
THE WINNING CONTEST ENTRY.

333
00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:03,193
♪ Right then I took a vow ♪

334
00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:07,447
♪ That we'd be together, girl,
just you and me ♪

335
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:10,366
♪ That's the meaning
of eternity ♪

336
00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:12,702
♪<i> I saw, I saw ♪</i>

337
00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:13,912
♪ Your face... ♪

338
00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:14,954
♪ and wow! ♪

339
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,247
♪<i> I saw, I saw ♪</i>

340
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:17,290
♪ your face... ♪

341
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:18,666
♪ and wow! ♪

342
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,085
♪ And wow! And wow! And wow! ♪

343
00:13:21,169 --> 00:13:22,670
(<i> slot clangs )</i>

344
00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:24,881
(<i> car horn honks )</i>

345
00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:25,256
(<i> someone gasps )</i>

346
00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:27,050
I CAN'T WAIT.

347
00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:30,345
I REALLY, REALLY, HOPE I WIN.

348
00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,263
I CAN'T BEAR THE TENSION.

349
00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:34,098
YOU'RE ALL WASTING
YOUR TIME.

350
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,892
I'M ABOUT TO MAIL IN
THE WINNING ENTRY.

351
00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,441
OH, PLEASE,
LET ME WIN THIS CONTEST.

352
00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:44,984
I WROTE MY BEST STUFF.

353
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:47,737
I HOPE THIS WORKS OUT. AMEN.

354
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,448
Now the moment
you've been waiting for.

355
00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:51,741
Drum roll, please.

356
00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:55,078
The winner of the Ronnie
Matthews concert tickets

357
00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:56,412
and dinner is...
Phoebe Heyerdahl.

358
00:13:56,496 --> 00:13:58,915
(<i> all gasp )
PHOEBE?!</i>

359
00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:00,124
Phoebe Heyerdahl.

360
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,376
I CAN'T BELIEVE<i> YOU</i>

361
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:04,754
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, WON.

362
00:14:04,837 --> 00:14:06,548
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ENTERED THE CONTEST.

363
00:14:06,631 --> 00:14:08,299
YOU MUST BE
REALLY EXCITED.

364
00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:11,427
I'M... QUITE PLEASED.

365
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,888
Phoebe:
<i>I WON, I WON, I WON!</i>

366
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:15,890
I GET TO MEET RONNIE MATTHEWS!

367
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:17,850
I GET TO MEET
RONNIE MATTHEWS!

368
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:18,434
OH, JOY, OH, RAPTURE!

369
00:14:18,518 --> 00:14:20,395
(<i> shrieking )</i>

370
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,897
♪ ...your face, and wow! ♪

371
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,774
COME ON, HELGA, PLEASE.

372
00:14:24,857 --> 00:14:25,858
DROP IT.

373
00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:28,361
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
YOU'VE REVEALED YOURSELF

374
00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,904
TO BE A HOPELESS
RONNIE MATTHEWS FAN.

375
00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:32,448
DON'T MAKE IT WORSE
BY DRAGGING ME ALONG.

376
00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:35,451
BUT I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO JOIN ME.

377
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:36,327
WHAT FOR?

378
00:14:36,411 --> 00:14:38,663
FOR... EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.

379
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,248
I'VE BEEN TO CONCERTS.

380
00:14:40,331 --> 00:14:42,709
IT'S IDIOTS SCREAMING
THEIR LUNGS OUT

381
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,752
OVER SOME LAME GUITAR PLAYER.

382
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:47,964
RONNIE MATTHEWS
IS AN ACCOMPLISHED GUITARIST

383
00:14:48,047 --> 00:14:50,675
AND WRITES
UNIQUELY INTELLIGENT LYRICS.

384
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,219
HE'S... THE VOICE
OF OUR GENERATION.

385
00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:57,473
MAN, YOU'VE REALLY
SNAPPED YOUR CAP
OVER THIS GUY.

386
00:14:57,557 --> 00:14:58,308
AH... YES.

387
00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,977
PLEASE COME
TO THE CONCERT WITH ME.

388
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,353
IT'S ONLY A FEW HOURS

389
00:15:02,437 --> 00:15:04,314
AND THERE'LL BE LOTS
OF FREE STUFF. PLEASE?

390
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:04,397
HMM?

391
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:05,356
OKAY.

392
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,942
THANK YOU, THANK YOU...

393
00:15:30,548 --> 00:15:31,507
LET'S KICK IT.

394
00:15:31,591 --> 00:15:32,425
M.C.:
<i>AND NOW, LIVE...</i>

395
00:15:32,508 --> 00:15:35,386
<i>BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES...</i>

396
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,804
(<i> crowd claps and cheers )</i>

397
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:41,184
...THE ONE, THE ONLY,
RONNIE MATTHEWS.

398
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:45,063
(<i> crowd cheers )</i>

399
00:15:45,146 --> 00:15:48,691
♪ I SAW YOUR FACE, AND WOW! ♪

400
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:52,987
♪ RIGHT THEN I TOOK A VOW ♪

401
00:15:53,071 --> 00:15:57,116
♪ THAT WE'D BE TOGETHER, GIRL,
JUST YOU AND ME ♪

402
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,286
♪ THAT'S THE MEANING
OF ETERNITY ♪

403
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,412
♪<i> I SAW, I SAW ♪</i>

404
00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:03,414
♪ YOUR FACE... AND WOW! ♪

405
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,541
♪<i> I SAW, I SAW ♪</i>

406
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,753
♪ YOUR FACE... AND WOW! ♪

407
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,213
♪<i> I SAW, I SAW ♪</i>

408
00:16:10,296 --> 00:16:13,049
♪ YOUR FACE... AND WOW! ♪

409
00:16:13,132 --> 00:16:17,053
(<i> playing guitar )</i>

410
00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:18,805
Phoebe:
<i>OH, THIS IS IT,
WE'RE BACKSTAGE.</i>

411
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:22,225
<i>ANY MINUTE WE'LL MEET
RONNIE MATTHEWS.</i>

412
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:28,231
WELL, THIS
IS GLAMOROUS.

413
00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:28,815
I KNOW, ISN'T IT?

414
00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:31,234
YOU'RE THE GIRLS,
RIGHT?

415
00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:33,236
I'M CYNTHIA, RONNIE'S MANAGER.

416
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:34,696
OKAY, HERE'S THE 4-1-1.

417
00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:37,073
RONNIE HE HAS TO GET
HIS MAKE-UP OFF

418
00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:40,410
TAKE A SAUNA, HAVE A MASSAGE,
MEDITATE, DRESS.

419
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:40,493
WOW!

420
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:41,744
WE DON'T HAVE
ALL NIGHT, LADY.

421
00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:44,288
WE'RE KIDS,
WE HAVE CURFEWS, YOU KNOW.

422
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:49,168
<i>YOU'RE CHARMING,
ANYWAY, A FEW RULES
ABOUT BEING WITH RONNIE.</i>

423
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,087
DON'T ASK HIM
HARD QUESTIONS

424
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,088
LIKE, ANYTHING

425
00:16:52,171 --> 00:16:54,298
HE CAN'T ANSWER
WITH YES OR NO.

426
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:57,677
LAUGH AT ALL HIS JOKES,
DON'T TOUCH HIS WHITE SUIT

427
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,762
COMPLIMENT HIS SINGING,
CLOTHING, HAIR.

428
00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:03,266
RONNIE'S READY,
REMEMBER THE RULES.

429
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,309
RONNIE'S HAIR STYLIST, MASSEUSE

430
00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,895
TAILOR, PSYCHIC,
VIDEO GAME CONSULTANT

431
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:10,815
RONNIE'S PERSONAL ONE-ON-ONE
BASKETBALL OPPONENT

432
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:13,693
RONNIE'S MAKEUP CONSULTANT,
AGENT, TRAINER

433
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:14,861
RONNIE'S IDIOT BROTHER-IN-LAW

434
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:14,944
AND, OF COURSE, RONNIE.

435
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:17,864
(<i> squeals )</i>

436
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:20,074
THE CONTEST WINNERS
ARE HERE.

437
00:17:20,158 --> 00:17:21,117
THIS IS, UH...

438
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,493
HELGA, AND SHE'S...

439
00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:23,953
(<i> gulps )
PHOEBE.</i>

440
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:25,872
HELLO, PHOBY,
HELLO, ELGA.

441
00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:27,957
PLEASE, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

442
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,626
SO, DID YOU ENJOY MY CONCERT?

443
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,628
OH, SO MUCH, IT WAS SO GREAT.

444
00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:33,921
ALL YOUR MUSIC IS.

445
00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:34,922
IT SPEAKS TO ME.

446
00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:36,966
IT'S JUST GREAT,
RIGHT, HELGA?

447
00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:37,133
IT'S OKAY.

448
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:44,098
(<i> laughing hard )</i>

449
00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:45,099
(<i> entourage laughs )</i>

450
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:46,100
THAT'S ENOUGH.

451
00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:47,310
THAT IS FUNNY.

452
00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:48,728
THAT IS SO VERY,
VERY FUNNY.

453
00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:52,064
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LIKE FUNNY.

454
00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:53,649
I LIKE HUMOR.

455
00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:55,318
I LIKE FOOD.

456
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:57,111
NOW, VERY,
VERY HUNGRY.

457
00:17:57,195 --> 00:17:58,321
LET'S GO EAT.

458
00:17:58,821 --> 00:17:59,781
DO YOU LIKE MY COAT?

459
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:02,992
IT COST AN ASTOUNDING
AMOUNT OF MONEY.

460
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,994
I THINK IT LOOKS
PERFECT ON ME.

461
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:05,328
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

462
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:07,288
PERFECT.

463
00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:08,414
EH, IT'S OKAY.

464
00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,084
THIS IS SO EXCITING,
MR. MATTHEWS.

465
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:14,712
PLEASE, PLEASE, PHOBY,
CALL ME RONNIE.

466
00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:16,964
AFTER ALL,
THAT IS MY NAME.

467
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:17,381
(<i> laughs )</i>

468
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:19,342
YOU SEE?

469
00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:20,426
RONNIE MATTHEWS
CAN MAKE

470
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,887
A FUNNY, TOO.

471
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,181
OOH, THIS PLACE LOOKS PERFECTO.

472
00:18:26,474 --> 00:18:29,018
(<i> cheering and applause )</i>

473
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:31,813
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

474
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,147
I WILL HAVE
THE MOST

475
00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:35,108
EXPENSIVE THING
ON THIS MENU.

476
00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:36,734
I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW.

477
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:37,693
PHOBY AND ELGA

478
00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:38,486
ORDER ANYTHING
YOU LIKE.

479
00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:40,196
REALLY?

480
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,364
OKAY.

481
00:18:41,447 --> 00:18:43,658
SLAP A BIB ON ME
AND STAND BACK.

482
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,452
(<i> a burp )</i>

483
00:18:46,536 --> 00:18:49,247
SO, I SAID TO HIM,
"I'LL TAKE 20 OF THEM.

484
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:50,873
DELIVER THEM
TO MY HOUSE".

485
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:52,250
WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS

486
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,377
YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH
BUY ANYTHING.

487
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,212
YES, ELGA,
I CAN BUY ANYTHING.

488
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:59,340
I THINK HAVING HEAPS OF MONEY
AND BUYING THINGS

489
00:18:59,423 --> 00:19:01,884
IS THE GREATEST SATISFACTION
THERE IS.

490
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:04,887
BUT, IT'S MORE THAN BEING ABLE
TO BUY ANYTHING.

491
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:05,805
RIGHT, RONNIE?

492
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:07,765
I MEAN, THE REAL SATISFACTION

493
00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:09,267
IS THE FEELING YOU GET

494
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:12,186
SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT NOTE
ON YOUR GUITAR.

495
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:15,398
OR THE RIGHT LYRIC
FOR YOUR SONGS,
ISN'T IT?

496
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,232
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

497
00:19:16,315 --> 00:19:19,193
BUT, YOU'VE WRITTEN
WONDERFUL LYRICS

498
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:21,320
CATCHY AND INTOXICATING
MELODIES.

499
00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:25,408
PHOBY, MY DEAR PHOBY, YOU
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

500
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,702
I DON'T WRITE THE
WORDS OF THE SONGS.

501
00:19:27,785 --> 00:19:28,578
I DON'T WRITE THE MUSIC.

502
00:19:28,661 --> 00:19:30,663
YOU DON'T?

503
00:19:30,746 --> 00:19:32,707
NO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW

504
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,375
TO PLAY THE GUITAR.

505
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,836
AND KEEP THIS UNDER YOUR HAT:

506
00:19:36,919 --> 00:19:40,047
THAT'S NOT ME SINGING
ALL OF THE SONGS.

507
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:42,675
I JUST MOVE THESE
HANDSOME LIPS

508
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,343
AND OUT OF THE SPEAKERS

509
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:47,221
COMES A BEAUTIFUL VOICE,
BUT IT'S NOT MINE.

510
00:19:47,305 --> 00:19:48,514
IT'S ALL TRUE.

511
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:50,308
OH, MY. THIS
IS DEVASTATING.

512
00:19:50,391 --> 00:19:52,268
SO, YOU DON'T
WRITE YOUR SONGS

513
00:19:52,351 --> 00:19:55,438
YOU CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR,
YOU CAN'T EVEN SING

514
00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:57,189
YET YOU'RE
ROLLING IN DOUGH

515
00:19:57,273 --> 00:20:00,693
AND EVERYONE'S FALLING
ALL OVER THEMSELVES
TO GET YOU STUFF.

516
00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:02,737
MAN, I'M IMPRESSED.

517
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,197
YOU SHOULD BE,
FOR I AM RONNIE MATTHEWS.

518
00:20:05,281 --> 00:20:07,074
I AM THE BEAUTIFUL FACE,
ATTRACTIVE PERSON

519
00:20:07,158 --> 00:20:09,660
AND FUN PERFORMER
EVERYONE COMES TO SEE.

520
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:12,079
BUT, I THOUGHT ALL THOSE

521
00:20:12,163 --> 00:20:14,790
THOUGHT-PROVOKING LYRICS
CAME FROM YOU.

522
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:17,126
NO, PHOBY, THEY COME OFF
THE ELECTRONIC CUE CARD.

523
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:20,755
YOU HAVE A WHOLE STAFF
OF PEOPLE AT YOUR BECK AND CALL?

524
00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:22,798
AND SANDWICHES
NAMED AFTER YOU.

525
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:24,634
AND YOU OWN
A BUNCH OF CARS.

526
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:25,676
AND FIVE HOUSES.

527
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,012
RONNIE, YOU'RE A SHAM.

528
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:29,138
YOU'RE AMAZING.

529
00:20:29,221 --> 00:20:31,390
YOU'VE HIT ON
THE PERFECT SCAM.

530
00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:34,518
(<i> music begins )</i>

531
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:36,771
HEY, THIS SONG SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

532
00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,397
♪ I SAW YOUR FACE, AND WOW! ♪

533
00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:40,733
TELL ME, WOULD EITHER
OF YOU LADIES

534
00:20:40,816 --> 00:20:42,735
LIKE TO HAVE A SHORT DANCE?

535
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:43,819
LET'S KICK IT.

536
00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:49,075
♪ ...that we'd be together,
girl, just you and me ♪

537
00:20:49,158 --> 00:20:51,953
♪ That's the meaning
of eternity ♪

538
00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:54,830
♪<i> I saw, I saw... your face... ♪</i>

539
00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:56,248
RONNIE, THANKS.

540
00:20:56,332 --> 00:20:57,792
YOU ARE SO WELCOME, ELGA, PHOBY.

541
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:01,587
PHOEBE. MY NAME IS PHOEBE.

542
00:21:01,671 --> 00:21:04,423
AND AFTER YEARS
OF CLANDESTINE

543
00:21:04,507 --> 00:21:05,675
WORSHIP OF YOUR MUSIC

544
00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,426
AND DAYS OF ANTICIPATION

545
00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:09,178
I'M TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED.

546
00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:12,515
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO MUCH MORE
THAN A PRETTY FACE.

547
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:13,683
WHY, THANK YOU.

548
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:14,850
I TAKE GOOD CARE
OF MY FACE.

549
00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:18,062
WELL, ADIOS,
WONDERFUL LADIES.

550
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:19,105
BYE, RONNIE!

551
00:21:19,188 --> 00:21:20,064
CIAO!

552
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:22,024
VIA CON DIOS!

553
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:23,484
CALL ME!

554
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:28,030
HEY, COME ON,
WHAT'S EATING YOU?

555
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:29,198
WHAT'S EATING ME?

556
00:21:29,282 --> 00:21:30,866
ALL WEEK YOU
MAKE FUN OF ME

557
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,660
FOR LIKING
RONNIE MATTHEWS

558
00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:33,869
AND WANTING TO GO
TO THIS CONCERT

559
00:21:33,953 --> 00:21:36,622
AND YOU GO
TO GET FREE FOOD.

560
00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:39,083
THEN YOU MEET HIM
AND HE'S THE GREATEST

561
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,003
BECAUSE HE'S RICH
AND HAS A MILLION CARS.

562
00:21:42,086 --> 00:21:45,589
AND THEN YOU TWO ARE OLD PALS,
LAUGHING AND DANCING...

563
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:46,215
HEY! YOU WERE THE ONE

564
00:21:46,298 --> 00:21:48,426
BEGGING ME TO
GO WITH YOU.

565
00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:51,762
YOU SAID HE WAS THE VOICE
OF OUR GENERATION, NOT ME.

566
00:21:51,846 --> 00:21:53,347
WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS!

567
00:21:53,431 --> 00:21:55,558
WELL, THAT'S NOT
MY FAULT, IS IT?

568
00:21:55,641 --> 00:21:57,184
(<i> crickets chirp )</i>

569
00:21:57,268 --> 00:21:58,477
NO, IT'S NOT.

570
00:21:58,561 --> 00:21:59,562
IT'S JUST...

571
00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:01,772
THAT MUSIC, THOSE LYRICS.

572
00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,899
THEY WERE SO BEAUTIFUL.

573
00:22:03,983 --> 00:22:06,944
HOW COULD I HAVE
BEEN SO STUPID?

574
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:09,030
OH, COME ON, PHOEBE.

575
00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:10,990
YOU'RE NOT STUPID.

576
00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:14,076
SO HE WASN'T THE GUY
YOU THOUGHT HE WAS.

577
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,246
ANYBODY COULD BE FOOLED
BY A HANDSOME FACE.

578
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:18,581
EVEN SOMEONE
AS SMART AS YOU.

579
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:20,708
YOU'RE RIGHT.

580
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:23,335
I GUESS YOU SHOULD NEVER
MEET YOUR HEROES.

581
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:26,505
YEAH, I GUESS, WHEN YOU
STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT

582
00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:28,799
RONNIE WAS KIND OF
DORKY, WASN'T HE?

583
00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:30,593
HE KEPT CALLING
ME PHOBY.

584
00:22:30,676 --> 00:22:32,887
AFTER YOU,
MY DEAR PHOBY.

585
00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:35,806
OH, ELGA,
SHUT YOUR TRAP.

586
00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:36,766
(<i> laughs )</i>

587
00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:38,768
MUCH BETTER,
PHEBES.

588
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,157
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

589
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,203
and NICKELODEON

590
00:22:57,286 --> 00:23:01,624
Captioned by
The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]

591
00:23:01,707 --> 00:23:02,458
♪ ...JUST YOU AND ME ♪

592
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:06,170
♪ THAT'S THE MEANING
OF ETERNITY ♪

593
00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:09,381
♪<i> I SAW, I SAW... YOUR FACE ♪</i>

594
00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:10,549
♪ AND WOW! ♪